I'm voting for skin

I'm a black woman.

Most other black people seems to assume that I'll be voting for the black man - our president Obama.

No.

Just because I'm black does not mean I'm voting for him. I do not vote on skin color. Or for friendship, or money.

I vote for what I believe in, what I believe is good for our country.

Get your acts together and start reading about what will be affecting you and your children and choose to vote on that and not racism.

So Very Clever!

I totally cracked up when I saw it!

For people to protest and circulate petitions is just a waste of time. Neitsch can post what he wants, right? If someone wants to erect a different sign, they can do so. All this pressure that is brought to bear these days in the name of political correctness is just insane. It seems like no one is allowed to offend anyone any more.

Yes I have done the Obligatory Sex

Really? You haven't. Pants on fire!
You're just sitting there, doing something boring, wearing those ugly stained sweatpants with the threadbare ankles, debating eating the last cupcake or going to bed. BOOM. Your partner says those words.

Those three words: "Wanna have sex?" And you know it's time. Time for the obligatory sex.

What is obligatory sex, you ask? C'mon. You already know. It's the kind ofsex you're required to have because you're married or in a serious relationship and you've promised to be faithful 'til death do you part.

So are you having obligatory sex like the rest of us?

Step 1: Frantically pore through your memory banks - DO YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE? No?

Onto Step 2. Step 2: Try to recall the last time you did, in fact, have The Sex with your partner. If it's been over three weeks or you can't remember, proceed to Step 3.

Step 3: Give your partner a deep sigh - throw in an eye roll for effect, if you feel it might help your case. If he doesn't immediately back off, go onto Step 4. 


Step 4: Nod your head and sigh as you begin to walk to your bedroom. 


Step 5: While walking through the house into the bedroom with your partner, try to conjure up every sexy image you can think of. Pretend your partner is Jude Law. Whatever you gotta do. 


Step 6: If you're still not in the mood, think about Johnny Depp. Better? No? Damn. Onto Step 7. 


Step 7: Turn off all lights in the bedroom, saying, "it's sexier this way," as you strip off your clothes. Saves a step later. 


Step 8: Climb into bed. 


Step 9: Begin having sex with your partner. Try not to look TOO bored. If you can't contain the boredom, try not to panic about whatever's going on on Facebook without you. 


Step 10: Fake it or don't - really, up to you. We've all done it - there's no shame.


If you don't have the O'SEX I am totally hating you now, so shut up! 

One news title you've never heard.

Haha

Now you owe tax on it!

In all history, men are usually taken down by a  good pair of boobs and a vagina.



Not sure if I should laugh, but it's fitting for the poli world.

Soon Bush is going to burn

But seriously, it's true.
Was he handed it on a silver platter and say, do what you must to save this?


So let each pot sit on his blackened butt.

We just need to remember all politicians are liars!

Good information to have

:)

We can do drills if you want.

When is a gun dangerous?

I'm agreeing



A criminal is always trying to find ways to hurt you or get what you have for themself without working for it.

A good person (assuming you) have every right to protect your own.


For the stupid government people who think this is how to get the poor  even with everyone else. Um no. It's our job to help the poor in kindness. A society will always have poor. It's a balance. We work the flow, get them jobs as best we can and hope they will seek to lift themselves out , but let helping the poor be a choice.

Are you a victim?

Yea I have my guns.
Oh and I'm waiting for you too.


If you don't want a gun. Find a way to protect yourself and your family. Trust me the cops will not always get there in time to save you. They are more the after-math people.

$15 Bucks For Sex

Glad someone has the balls to put up and AD that says it in raw like it is.
Let's get on the topic and get hands on in saving our kids and women.

Real billboard. Part of a series by the Montana Meth Project, graphically showing people what Meth does to you. Too bad more places don't have the balls to put these up. Maybe it would help. - NS www.methproject.org

Being Naked

I thought I agreed, but I don't.
It's not easy to take my clothes off and have sex.

But good point.

Defending life - Defending Vaginas

No woman want to be sexually assaulted. Men should have the honor of protecting our women.  It shouldn't even be a thought.

I've been through enough sexual assaults and now live with the effects, that seeing men supporting to protect women is bringing tears full force.


As a man are you strong enough to protect, not just your own woman, but women in general?

Governing body parts

I would not have married a man who was not circumcised.

Circumcision is not only for religious reasons, it's also for cleanliness and some men are just plain lazy which leads to being nasty!

What is with the government trying to govern our vaginas and all areas of our anatomy?

Get off and do your job for the people who elected you. LEAVE MY BODY ALONE!

Nailing the 50 shades of effed up

I mean come on people, you've never read about hot sex before? How about reading it in a point of view where it actually makes your hot and bothered and wanting to jump your man's/gal's bones.

This 50 shades a crap isn't it.

It's like a little teenager writing about sex they want to have.  I'm reading the book and I keep wondering if I'm wasting my time every day. OMG I just rolled my eyes, I wonder if Christian will magically appear and spank me. I'd have punch his ass out. Just saying.

Anyway, read this review. It hits the nail on the head! Ooh I loves it.

******

I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world, especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I feel compelled to write a review.

About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.

Then come the sex scenes. The first one is tolerable but as she goes on, they become so unbelievable that it becomes more laughable than erotic. She orgasms at the drop of a hat. He says her name and she orgasms. He simply touches her and she orgasms. It seems that she's climaxing on every page.

Then there's the writing. If you take out the parts where the female character is blushing or chewing her lips, the book will be down to about 50 pages. Almost on every single page, there is a whole section devoted to her blushing, chewing her lips or wondering "Jeez" about something or another. Then there's the use of "shades of". He's "fifty shades of @#$%% up," "she turned 7 shades of crimson," "he's ten shades of x,y, and z." Seriously?

The writing is just not up to par, the characters are unbelievable, and the sex verges on the comical. I don't know what happens in the remaining books and I do not intend to read them to find out. But given the maturity level of the first book, I imagine that they get married, have 2 perfect children, cure world hunger, and live happily ever after while riding into the sunset, as the female character climaxes on her horse causing her to chew her bottom lip and blush fifty shades of crimson. Jeez!
*******

AMEN

Now go buy a real book like say
The Mating, The Finding, The Keeping by Nicky Charles
Or anything by Cherise Sinclair and you'll get your juices flowing.

Oh hell no!

Yea I said it.

So men like their tool licked.

I don't like to lick it.

Therefore my ice cream time is for soothing delight and definitely not dry heave time.

No. I'd rather my cream, be just regular cream without the shaply reminder of the male tool

Fitting eye candy

I love a fit man.
I love when they take care of themselves :)
This is fit - tingly delightful :)

A bow is a bow is a bow

And I am not talking about a curtsy.

I think with too many 'people in charge', common sense have been flung out the window.

I think this little girl's hair is such a fantastic design! It didn't break the rules. She wore a bow, it's her hair so it's not breaking the color code or material of what the school allows so why on earth was this little darling not allowed to have her photo done?

Silly idiotic people with nothing else to do.

And to be honest if this little precious didn't have this do, I would not have known that Gaga actually did a do like it. haha.

The baby brings the spotlight.

Now Boo on those school people with no spice.

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Why do I get the feeling she dumped him?

And come one, six months is not a relationship. It's just that time when we do infatuation and hot sex.  Then it fizzles and we wake up and wonder WTF were we thinking and slink away or do the "it's not you it's me blah blah"

#2
If you are in a serious relationship, training for the olympics does not change who you are and who are with. As a matter a fact it's great to have the loving support from that one person who you can kiss and cuddle up at the end of a day whether it was a good day or a bad day.

So yes that was not a relationship.

#3. What the hell does it matter if he wants to get a white woman, black woman, Asian, pink, purple or red woman. Hello It's his choice, even if that choice is skewed by thinking white women are prettier and will give him prettier babies, but that's just my ass - u-me-tion.

It's still his choice. Be glad he isn't with you and cheating with some white woman.

Racism hampers life. Let it be y'all.

A cartoon accompanied the photo, in which Bolt was seen running past a black woman with "local" written on her shirt and into the arms of a "Slovakian fashion designer."

A Male Compelling

This man William Levy compels me. He is so genuine (it seems) and sexy as hell.  Not that hell is sexy , but y'all are the ones who made the stupid 'say'


Anyway. I'm a dancer and I think dancing together as  a couple is just another branch of romance. It's such a beautiful thing. I cannot understand why some people are afraid of it.

To feel a man twirling you!
To feel those strong arms around you!
The music in your soul, body, lips.  Ooh what can be more closer to sex!


I have a man who doesn't dance. TALK ABOUT OPPOSITES! And those who say opposites attract. Go shove it. I tend to want someone who has something in common with me dammit. I'm a free spirit. I love life and living.  But then again I can't blame y'all for my choice either right :)
Okay, you are off the hookie.


Not to blast the husband. He is a good man, but honey you need to start shaking your damn hips!


Husband, take a lookie

Why can't people just do things in moderation?

Especially when it comes to health matters. You do not need to do the kobi yashi or however he spells his name.

Why down 3 burgers when you can have 1 and a salad and WATER!

Today I am talking about nuts.

I love nuts. Almonds and pecans to be specific and I used them as much as I can.

So I just wanted to share some interesting information that I just read about nuts in your diet.

Nuts often get a bad rap because of their high fat content. But the fat in most nuts is the healthy unsaturated variety.

It doesn't mean you should eat nuts with abandon, but it does mean you should feel no guilt about working them into a healthy diet.

The trick is moderation. And because nuts are so rich, moderation can be easy. All that rich flavor means it doesn't take much to feel satisfied. Whether you prefer to incorporate them in a dish, sprinkle them on a salad, or snack them by the handful, they are a great choice for healthy eating.

Nuts generally have a deeper flavor when toasted. To toast raw nuts, place them on a dry baking sheet and roast for 10 to 12 minutes at 350 F. Keep a close eye on them because they go from toasted to burnt very quickly.

Read more here and check out this awesome recipe! 

ROASTED TOMATOES WITH HERBED RICOTTA AND WALNUTS

Start to finish: 2 1/2 hours (30 minutes active)

Servings: 4

4 large tomatoes, halved and cored

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon sugar

1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper

1 cup low-fat ricotta cheese

1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil

2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme

2 teaspoons chopped fresh oregano

1/4 cup chopped toasted walnuts

Balsamic vinegar (optional)

Heat the oven to 325 F. Place a wire rack over a rimmed baking sheet. Spray the rack with cooking spray.

Arrange the tomatoes on the rack, cut sides up. Sprinkle the tomatoes with the salt, sugar and white pepper. Roast for 1 hour. Flip the tomatoes over and roast for another hour, or until the tomatoes are soft, wrinkly and have shrunken considerably in size.

While the tomatoes are roasting, in a medium bowl stir together the ricotta, basil, thyme and oregano. Set aside to allow the flavors to meld.

Serve the herbed ricotta alongside the roasted tomato halves. Sprinkle with toasted walnuts and drizzle lightly with balsamic vinegar, if using.

Nutrition information per serving (values are rounded to the nearest whole number): 140 calories; 70 calories from fat (50 percent of total calories); 8 g fat (2.5 g saturated; 0 g trans fats); 20 mg cholesterol; 12 g carbohydrate; 10 g protein; 3 g fiber; 280 mg sodium.

Now go take care of yourself and stop falling for all the crap ads out there. 

Peace

Welcome

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