Yes I have done the Obligatory Sex

Really? You haven't. Pants on fire!
You're just sitting there, doing something boring, wearing those ugly stained sweatpants with the threadbare ankles, debating eating the last cupcake or going to bed. BOOM. Your partner says those words.

Those three words: "Wanna have sex?" And you know it's time. Time for the obligatory sex.

What is obligatory sex, you ask? C'mon. You already know. It's the kind ofsex you're required to have because you're married or in a serious relationship and you've promised to be faithful 'til death do you part.

So are you having obligatory sex like the rest of us?

Step 1: Frantically pore through your memory banks - DO YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE? No?

Onto Step 2. Step 2: Try to recall the last time you did, in fact, have The Sex with your partner. If it's been over three weeks or you can't remember, proceed to Step 3.

Step 3: Give your partner a deep sigh - throw in an eye roll for effect, if you feel it might help your case. If he doesn't immediately back off, go onto Step 4. 


Step 4: Nod your head and sigh as you begin to walk to your bedroom. 


Step 5: While walking through the house into the bedroom with your partner, try to conjure up every sexy image you can think of. Pretend your partner is Jude Law. Whatever you gotta do. 


Step 6: If you're still not in the mood, think about Johnny Depp. Better? No? Damn. Onto Step 7. 


Step 7: Turn off all lights in the bedroom, saying, "it's sexier this way," as you strip off your clothes. Saves a step later. 


Step 8: Climb into bed. 


Step 9: Begin having sex with your partner. Try not to look TOO bored. If you can't contain the boredom, try not to panic about whatever's going on on Facebook without you. 


Step 10: Fake it or don't - really, up to you. We've all done it - there's no shame.


If you don't have the O'SEX I am totally hating you now, so shut up! 

One news title you've never heard.

Haha

Now you owe tax on it!

In all history, men are usually taken down by a  good pair of boobs and a vagina.



Not sure if I should laugh, but it's fitting for the poli world.

Soon Bush is going to burn

But seriously, it's true.
Was he handed it on a silver platter and say, do what you must to save this?


So let each pot sit on his blackened butt.

We just need to remember all politicians are liars!

Good information to have

:)

We can do drills if you want.

When is a gun dangerous?

I'm agreeing



A criminal is always trying to find ways to hurt you or get what you have for themself without working for it.

A good person (assuming you) have every right to protect your own.


For the stupid government people who think this is how to get the poor  even with everyone else. Um no. It's our job to help the poor in kindness. A society will always have poor. It's a balance. We work the flow, get them jobs as best we can and hope they will seek to lift themselves out , but let helping the poor be a choice.

Are you a victim?

Yea I have my guns.
Oh and I'm waiting for you too.


If you don't want a gun. Find a way to protect yourself and your family. Trust me the cops will not always get there in time to save you. They are more the after-math people.

$15 Bucks For Sex

Glad someone has the balls to put up and AD that says it in raw like it is.
Let's get on the topic and get hands on in saving our kids and women.

Real billboard. Part of a series by the Montana Meth Project, graphically showing people what Meth does to you. Too bad more places don't have the balls to put these up. Maybe it would help. - NS www.methproject.org

Being Naked

I thought I agreed, but I don't.
It's not easy to take my clothes off and have sex.

But good point.