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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

I'm voting for skin


I'm a black woman.

Most other black people seems to assume that I'll be voting for the black man - our president Obama.

No.

Just because I'm black does not mean I'm voting for him. I do not vote on skin color. Or for friendship, or money.

I vote for what I believe in, what I believe is good for our country.

Get your acts together and start reading about what will be affecting you and your children and choose to vote on that and not racism.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

So Very Clever!

I totally cracked up when I saw it!


For people to protest and circulate petitions is just a waste of time. Neitsch can post what he wants, right? If someone wants to erect a different sign, they can do so. All this pressure that is brought to bear these days in the name of political correctness is just insane. It seems like no one is allowed to offend anyone any more.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Yes I have done the Obligatory Sex

Really? You haven't. Pants on fire!
You're just sitting there, doing something boring, wearing those ugly stained sweatpants with the threadbare ankles, debating eating the last cupcake or going to bed. BOOM. Your partner says those words.

Those three words: "Wanna have sex?" And you know it's time. Time for the obligatory sex.

What is obligatory sex, you ask? C'mon. You already know. It's the kind ofsex you're required to have because you're married or in a serious relationship and you've promised to be faithful 'til death do you part.

So are you having obligatory sex like the rest of us?

Step 1: Frantically pore through your memory banks - DO YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE? No?

Onto Step 2. Step 2: Try to recall the last time you did, in fact, have The Sex with your partner. If it's been over three weeks or you can't remember, proceed to Step 3.

Step 3: Give your partner a deep sigh - throw in an eye roll for effect, if you feel it might help your case. If he doesn't immediately back off, go onto Step 4. 


Step 4: Nod your head and sigh as you begin to walk to your bedroom. 


Step 5: While walking through the house into the bedroom with your partner, try to conjure up every sexy image you can think of. Pretend your partner is Jude Law. Whatever you gotta do. 


Step 6: If you're still not in the mood, think about Johnny Depp. Better? No? Damn. Onto Step 7. 


Step 7: Turn off all lights in the bedroom, saying, "it's sexier this way," as you strip off your clothes. Saves a step later. 


Step 8: Climb into bed. 


Step 9: Begin having sex with your partner. Try not to look TOO bored. If you can't contain the boredom, try not to panic about whatever's going on on Facebook without you. 


Step 10: Fake it or don't - really, up to you. We've all done it - there's no shame.


If you don't have the O'SEX I am totally hating you now, so shut up! 





Monday, July 23, 2012

One news title you've never heard.

Haha

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Now you owe tax on it!

In all history, men are usually taken down by a  good pair of boobs and a vagina.



Not sure if I should laugh, but it's fitting for the poli world.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Soon Bush is going to burn

But seriously, it's true.
Was he handed it on a silver platter and say, do what you must to save this?


So let each pot sit on his blackened butt.

We just need to remember all politicians are liars!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Good information to have

:)

We can do drills if you want.